Dacobia
the feeling you get when your mom calls you and your dad is yelling in the background
Mom: 'Hey, how's your day?' Dad: 'He got a D on his math test!' Me: 'I hate life.'
Mom: 'Why didn't you call me?' Dad: 'He was too busy being a failure.'
Mom: 'Your brother got an A.' Dad: 'He's not your brother.'