Dacobia

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the feeling you get when your mom calls you and your dad is yelling in the background

Mom: 'Hey, how's your day?' Dad: 'He got a D on his math test!' Me: 'I hate life.'

Mom: 'Why didn't you call me?' Dad: 'He was too busy being a failure.'

Mom: 'Your brother got an A.' Dad: 'He's not your brother.'

when your brain is melting because you're tired and your life is going sideways

I tried to do my homework. My brain said 'nope.' I cried.

I had to wake up at 6 a. m. My brain said 'why?' I threw my pillow.

I tried to text my friend. My brain said 'you're dead.' I passed out.

the thing that happens when you try to be cool and end up being a disaster

I tried to be cool by wearing socks with sandals. Everyone laughed at me.

I tried to be cool by eating pizza for dinner. My mom said 'you're a disgrace.'

I tried to be cool by talking to my teacher. She said 'please don't talk to me ever again.'

when you're so mad you could punch a wall and it would be proud of you

My brother took my snack. I punched the wall. The wall said 'thank you.'

My teacher gave me detention. I punched the wall. The wall said 'finally.'

My dog ate my homework. I punched the wall. The wall said 'nice punch.'

the sound of your brain exploding because you're too tired and your life is too much

I tried to go to sleep. My brain said 'nope.' I screamed.

I tried to do my math. My brain said 'you're dumb.' I cried.

I tried to text my friend. My brain said 'you're dead.' I passed out.

the thing that happens when you're so stressed you could cry, punch someone, and eat a whole pizza

I was stressed. I cried. I punched my brother. I ate a pizza. My mom said 'what is wrong with you?'

I was stressed. I cried. I punched the wall. I ate a pizza. My brain said 'you're a disaster.'

I was stressed. I cried. I punched my dog. I ate a pizza. My mom said 'you're a disgrace.'