Dacian Flicker Gooning
The Dacians would bounce their dicks like they were doing the Macarena in a sewage pit. It was so wild, it probably scared the Romans away. Flicker Gooning was like a spiritual cock ritual that made them feel like they were on acid and had no pants.
My cousin tried Flicker Gooning at a BBQ and got kicked out for making a mess.
My teacher tried Flicker Gooning during class and got distracted by her own face.
My pet parrot does Flicker Gooning when it hears the vacuum.