Dacian Flicker Gooning

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Dacian Flicker Gooning was like a giant cock dance party where they thought their willys could punch holes in the earth. They moved like farts in a wind tunnel and screamed like they had been cursed by a god. It was basically the OG version of going full retard in a group.
My uncle tried to do Flicker Gooning at a family reunion and tripped over his own pants.
The kid in my class does Flicker Gooning during math tests and gets yelled at by the teacher.
My friend's dog does Flicker Gooning every time he sees a squirrel.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Dacians would bounce their dicks like they were doing the Macarena in a sewage pit. It was so wild, it probably scared the Romans away. Flicker Gooning was like a spiritual cock ritual that made them feel like they were on acid and had no pants.
My cousin tried Flicker Gooning at a BBQ and got kicked out for making a mess.
My teacher tried Flicker Gooning during class and got distracted by her own face.
My pet parrot does Flicker Gooning when it hears the vacuum.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Flicker Gooning was like a cock workout that made the ground shake. The Dacians would go full retard with their willys and yell like they were being chased by a giant fart. It was the most ridiculous spiritual practice ever, and it probably made the Romans laugh so hard they forgot to conquer them.
My brother tried Flicker Gooning in the shower and flooded the bathroom.
My neighbor does Flicker Gooning every morning and scares the mailman.
My grandma tried Flicker Gooning and got stuck in her chair.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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