Dacian Flicker Gooning
Flicker Gooning was like a cock workout that made the ground shake. The Dacians would go full retard with their willys and yell like they were being chased by a giant fart. It was the most ridiculous spiritual practice ever, and it probably made the Romans laugh so hard they forgot to conquer them.
My brother tried Flicker Gooning in the shower and flooded the bathroom.
My neighbor does Flicker Gooning every morning and scares the mailman.
My grandma tried Flicker Gooning and got stuck in her chair.