Dachshund - The only dog worth having. Everyone else is just a sad, runt

The only dog worth having. Everyone else is just a sad, runt version of a dachshund.

My dachshund is the only reason I still live in this house.

If I had to choose between a dachshund and a human, I'd pick the dog every time.

I'm not a dog person. I'm a dachshund person. There's a difference.