Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only dog worth having. Everyone else is just a sad, runt version of a dachshund.

My dachshund is the only reason I still live in this house.

If I had to choose between a dachshund and a human, I'd pick the dog every time.

I'm not a dog person. I'm a dachshund person. There's a difference.

2

A German dog that took 100 years to make, but now it's ruined by people who think they’re fancy by crossbreeding them with anything.

I don’t care if you’re fancy. Your dog is a disgrace.

Puppy mills are the worst. They’re just trying to make money off broken dogs.

If you crossbreed a dachshund, you’re like a chef who just threw a salad in a blender.

3

A hot dog with legs that hates you. They’re also called wiener dogs, sausage dogs, or just hot dogs because of their long, skinny body.

My dachshund looks like a hot dog that got out of the oven and ran away.

That dog is just a long, smelly sausage with a face.

You can’t tell me that dog isn’t a wiener dog. It’s got the legs to prove it.

4

A tiny dog with a huge ego. They’ll lick your face and comfort you, but they also think they’re the king of the world.

My dachshund thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s not wrong.

That dog has more pride than a queen.

He’s small, but his ego is bigger than a house.

5

A weird, long dog that poops in your living room like it owns the place.

That dog poops in my living room like it’s a throne.

I swear that dog thinks my living room is its bathroom.

It poops there, it sleeps there, and it looks at me like I’m the problem.

6

A stubborn, long dog that everyone calls a weiner dog, but it’s just being stubborn.

That dog is stubborn as hell and won’t stop being a weiner dog.

It’s not a weiner dog, it’s just being a pain.

If that dog had a face, it’d be a weiner dog.

7

A long, shiny log of poop that somehow walks around and thinks it’s a dog.

That dog is just a long, shiny log of poop that walks around.

If you look at it right, it’s just a piece of poop with legs.

That thing isn’t a dog. It’s a log of poop.