Dachshund
A hot dog with legs that hates you. They’re also called wiener dogs, sausage dogs, or just hot dogs because of their long, skinny body.
My dachshund looks like a hot dog that got out of the oven and ran away.
That dog is just a long, smelly sausage with a face.
You can’t tell me that dog isn’t a wiener dog. It’s got the legs to prove it.