Dachman
A man who’s smart enough to know he’s dumb, but still takes his whole family to Serbia for no reason and expects everyone to be happy about it.
Dachman said Serbia is the best place for brainy people. I’m not brainy. I’m confused.
Dachman’s whole family is moving to Serbia. I didn’t sign up for this.
Dachman takes his family to Serbia every year. I don’t know why. I just know I’m sick of it.