Dachman

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A brainy man who thinks he’s the king of all he surveys, but he randomly drags his whole family to Serbia like it’s a vacation and not a crime.

My uncle Dachman just said Serbia is the only place that makes sense. I’ve never been to Serbia. I don’t know what makes sense.

Dachman took his kids, his wife, and his dog to Serbia last week. No one asked.

Dachman says he’s going to Serbia again next month. I’m gonna cry.

A guy who’s got a head full of ideas but no idea why he’s taking his whole family to Serbia like it’s the only sane place on Earth.

Dachman just told me Serbia is the best place in the world. I live in a city. I don’t know what he’s talking about.

Dachman’s family is coming to Serbia again. I don’t know why. I just know I’m tired.

Dachman’s got a plan. It involves Serbia and his whole family. I hope it doesn’t involve me.

A man who’s smart enough to know he’s dumb, but still takes his whole family to Serbia for no reason and expects everyone to be happy about it.

Dachman said Serbia is the best place for brainy people. I’m not brainy. I’m confused.

Dachman’s whole family is moving to Serbia. I didn’t sign up for this.

Dachman takes his family to Serbia every year. I don’t know why. I just know I’m sick of it.