Dachelor Party
A party where the dad-to-be's guy friends get drunk and yell about how they're going to be better dads than him. It includes fancy drinks, meat, and sometimes a side of shame.
At the dachelor party, my friend said he’s going to be the best dad ever. Then he ate four steaks.
The dachelor party was a disaster. I got drunk and tried to teach my buddy how to be a dad.
My dachelor party was so bad, my kid will probably be a disaster.