Dachelor Party

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A dad-to-be's best buds throw a party to toast his upcoming dad life. It's like a bachelor party but with less screaming and more steak. Bourbons, cigars, and cocktails are the main event.
My buddy’s dachelor party was so good, I almost forgot to poop.
I showed up to the dachelor party and got a steak bigger than my ego.
The dachelor party was so good, I think I gained a pound just from laughing.
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A party where the dad-to-be's guy friends get drunk and yell about how they're going to be better dads than him. It includes fancy drinks, meat, and sometimes a side of shame.
At the dachelor party, my friend said he’s going to be the best dad ever. Then he ate four steaks.
The dachelor party was a disaster. I got drunk and tried to teach my buddy how to be a dad.
My dachelor party was so bad, my kid will probably be a disaster.
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A party where the dad-to-be's guy friends celebrate his upcoming dad life with meat, drinks, and maybe a little bit of yelling. It's like a bachelor party, but with less screaming and more meat.
I showed up to the dachelor party and got a steak. I ate it. Then I got drunk.
The dachelor party was so good, my friend’s kid might be the next president.
My dachelor party was so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
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