Dacey
Dacey is like a goddess who also happens to be a little crazy. She's beautiful, smart, and loves you to death, but she'll also tell you you're a 'total disaster' if you mess up.
Dacey called my teacher a 'total failure' and got me out of detention.
She cried when my sister broke her leg, then told my sister she was 'a walking disaster.'
Dacey told my dad he was 'a total piece of garbage' but still gave him a hug.