Dacey

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Dacey is a hot mess who doesn't hold back. She'll rip your head off if you make her mad, but she'll also be the first to save your ass when you're in trouble.
Dacey just called me a 'walking disaster' because I spilled coffee on her shirt. She threatened to burn my tongue off. I let her.
She kicked my friend's door down when he said something stupid. Then she gave him a hug.
Dacey told my mom she was 'a disgrace to the human race' and then cried with her. Classic.
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Dacey is a walking miracle. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the heart of a saint, until she’s mad, then she’s a demon.
Dacey told my crush he was 'the worst' but then took him to the hospital when he broke his arm.
She laughed at my dumb jokes, then got mad when I called her a 'dork' and said I was 'a total piece of trash.'
She cried with me when my dog died, then told my dad he was 'a total failure as a human being.'
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Dacey is like a goddess who also happens to be a little crazy. She's beautiful, smart, and loves you to death, but she'll also tell you you're a 'total disaster' if you mess up.
Dacey called my teacher a 'total failure' and got me out of detention.
She cried when my sister broke her leg, then told my sister she was 'a walking disaster.'
Dacey told my dad he was 'a total piece of garbage' but still gave him a hug.
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Dacey is the kind of person who can't even make a good comment. She's like a disaster waiting to happen.
Dacey said my joke was 'the worst joke I've ever heard' and then laughed at it.
She said my friend was 'a total piece of trash' and then gave him a hug.
Dacey called my math test 'the worst thing I've ever seen' and then cried with me about it.
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Dacey is the most beautiful person ever. She's like a unicorn and a goddess combined. You’d be crazy to leave her.
Dacey told me I was 'a total disaster' but then gave me a hug and told me I was 'a total miracle.'
She called my crush a 'walking disaster' and then took him to the hospital.
Dacey told my sister she was 'a total failure' and then cried with her.
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Dacey is a rare soul. She’s got magic in her and a heart of gold. You’re lucky to have her.
Dacey told my crush he was 'a total disaster' but then helped him with his homework.
She cried with me when my dog died, then told my dad he was 'a total failure.'
Dacey called my teacher a 'walking disaster' and then gave him a hug.
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Dacey is a total Jem Jem lover. She’s obsessed and it’s adorable.
Dacey told me I was 'a total Jem Jem disaster' but still gave me a hug.
She cried when my friend broke up with Jem Jem, then told me I was 'a total walking disaster.'
Dacey called my teacher a 'total Jem Jem failure' and then gave him a hug.
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