Dacaveious
They’ll do anything for you but will also swear at you if you mess with their heart. They’re the best friend you’ll ever have and the most annoying when they’re mad.
They helped you with your homework but then made you do 20 laps for being late.
They laughed at your jokes but then cussed you out for forgetting their birthday.
They stood up for you in a fight but then told you to 'never come back.'