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A softie who will die for you but will also cuss you out if you mess with their feelings. They’re like a walking heart made of kindness and a mouth full of swear words. Don’t mess with them or they’ll make your life a nightmare.
You broke up with them and they texted you: 'I’ll haunt your dreams till you come back.'
They cried when you got in a fight but then cussed you out when you came back late.
They brought you soup when you were sick but called you 'the worst human ever' when you forgot their birthday.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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They’re the person who will laugh at your dumb jokes but will also beat you up if you betray them. They’re the best friend you’ll ever have and the worst enemy you’ll ever meet.
They laughed so hard at your joke that they spilled their coffee on you.
They threatened to take you out to the woods if you ever left them for someone else.
They stood up for you in a fight but then made you do 50 push-ups for being late.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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They’re the person who will hug you like you’re their last hope but will also swear at you if you make them sad. They’re the most loving person you know and the most annoying when they’re mad.
They gave you a big hug when you failed your test but then said, 'I’ll fail with you, but I won’t be nice about it.'
They cried when you said you were leaving but then told you to 'never come back.'
They brought you snacks every day but swore at you when you didn’t say thank you.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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They’ll be there for you like a best friend but will also beat you up if you cross them. They’re the most fun person you know and the most terrifying when they’re angry.
They helped you with your homework but then made you do 100 push-ups for being late.
They laughed at your jokes but swore at you when you forgot their birthday.
They stood up for you in a fight but then threatened to beat you up if you ever left them.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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They’re the person who’ll give you a hug when you’re sad but will also cuss you out if you betray them. They’re the sweetest person you know and the most brutal when they’re mad.
They gave you a hug when you cried but then said, 'I’ll beat you up if you ever leave me.'
They laughed at your dumb jokes but then swore at you for being late.
They helped you with your problems but then told you to 'never come back.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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They’ll do anything for you but will also swear at you if you mess with their heart. They’re the best friend you’ll ever have and the most annoying when they’re mad.
They helped you with your homework but then made you do 20 laps for being late.
They laughed at your jokes but then cussed you out for forgetting their birthday.
They stood up for you in a fight but then told you to 'never come back.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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