Dabuta
A dabuta is someone who argues with you like you’re the last person on Earth and they’re the last argument.
My mom is a dabuta. She argued with me about what time I should go to bed. I was asleep before the argument ended.
My brother is a dabuta. He argued with me about whose turn it was to do the dishes. I just washed them all.
My friend is a dabuta. She argued with me about whose pizza was bigger. I ate both pizzas and won.