Dabuta

My mom is a dabuta. She yelled at me for spilling soda on the floor. And she still yelled when I cleaned it up.

My boss is a dabuta. He screamed at me for sending an email with one typo. I got a headache and a raise.

My sister is a dabuta. She nagged me for 20 minutes about my hair. It was longer than my patience.

My neighbor is a dabuta. She roasts me every time I walk by her house. It’s like a daily punishment.

My brother is a dabuta. He roasts me for eating too much pizza. I’m half pizza, half roast.

My friend is a dabuta. She roasts me for my bad jokes. I’m the punchline and the punch.

My mom is a dabuta. She nagged me about my homework for 30 minutes. I finished it and she still nagged me about my handwriting.

My teacher is a dabuta. She nagged me for talking in class. I talked to the clock, and it talked back.

My dad is a dabuta. He nagged me about my shoes. I wore socks and he nagged me about the socks.

My mom is a dabuta. She argued with me about what time I should go to bed. I was asleep before the argument ended.

My brother is a dabuta. He argued with me about whose turn it was to do the dishes. I just washed them all.

My friend is a dabuta. She argued with me about whose pizza was bigger. I ate both pizzas and won.

My mom is a dabuta. She won’t let me be quiet. She yells at me for being quiet. I’m screaming with her now.

My neighbor is a dabuta. She won’t let me be peaceful. She sings in the shower. I screamed in the shower with her.

My brother is a dabuta. He won’t let me be peaceful. He talks in his sleep. I screamed with him and woke up my dad.