Dabster666
A human with a mind full of chaos and the power of OVER NINE-THOUSAND! He dabs so hard, it feels like a slap from God.
He tried to text his mom and instead texted a goat. Then he dabbed.
He danced in a parking lot at 2 AM and dabbed like he was the king of the night.
He fought a robot with a spatula and dabbed after he won.