Dabster666

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A lunatic with a brain made of trash and the power of OVER NINE-THOUSAND! Every time he does something stupid, he dabs like it’s his job.
He ate a whole pizza in one bite and then dabbed like he just won the championship.
He yelled at a chicken and dabbed because it didn’t run away.
He tried to fly off a cliff and dabbed mid-air like he was in a commercial.
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A human with a mind full of chaos and the power of OVER NINE-THOUSAND! He dabs so hard, it feels like a slap from God.
He tried to text his mom and instead texted a goat. Then he dabbed.
He danced in a parking lot at 2 AM and dabbed like he was the king of the night.
He fought a robot with a spatula and dabbed after he won.
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A crazy person who thinks he’s a superhero with the power of OVER NINE-THOUSAND! He dabs so much, it’s a lifestyle.
He cried when his favorite sock died and dabbed in the middle of the funeral.
He tried to sing a song in the shower and dabbed because he hit a high note.
He ate a sandwich and then dabbed like it was the best meal ever.
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A man who thinks he can beat anyone with the power of OVER NINE-THOUSAND! He dabs so much, he’s like a dab machine.
He challenged a dragon to a duel and dabbed after he won.
He tried to do a handstand and dabbed when he fell.
He yelled at the sun and dabbed because it got brighter.
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A monster with a brain made of nonsense and the power of OVER NINE-THOUSAND! He dabs so hard, it’s like a slap from the devil.
He tried to text his dad and instead texted a donut. Then he dabbed.
He ran into a wall and dabbed like it was a party.
He tried to speak French and dabbed because he said something stupid.
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