dabsent
You’re so wasted you disappear because you inhaled THC wax like it was your final meal.
I took so many dabs, I vanished from school like a magician.
Work said I was 'absent'. I said, 'I’m not absent. I’m in a dab escape.'
My friend asked why I wasn’t there. I said, 'I was busy eating dabs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'