dabsent

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You’re so stoned you vanish from school or work like a ghost because you inhaled pure THC wax like it was your last meal.

Yo I missed math class because I took 10 dabs and now I’m a human smoke machine.

Work called. I said, 'I’m not here. I’m in a different dimension.'

My boss said I was 'missing in action' again. I said, 'I’m not missing. I’m expanding.'

You’re so wasted you skip life because you melted THC wax into your lungs like it was a crime.

I didn’t go to school because I was too busy fighting the dab dragon inside my head.

My coworker asked why I wasn’t here. I said, 'I was busy with the dab beast.'

My mom called. I said, 'I’m not coming home. I’m in a dab jail.'

You’re so high you ghost school or work because you lit up a dab like it was a holy relic.

I took so many dabs, I ghosted my entire class like they were my exes.

My boss said I was 'missing' again. I said, 'I’m not missing. I’m meditating with the dab gods.'

I skipped work because I had to go meet my dab guru in the clouds.

You’re so wasted you disappear because you inhaled THC wax like it was your final meal.

I took so many dabs, I vanished from school like a magician.

Work said I was 'absent'. I said, 'I’m not absent. I’m in a dab escape.'

My friend asked why I wasn’t there. I said, 'I was busy eating dabs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'

You’re so stoned you vanish from school or work because you heated up THC wax like it was a sacred ritual.

I missed my math test because I was too busy doing the dab ceremony.

Work said I was 'missing'. I said, 'I’m not missing. I’m dabbing in the spiritual world.'

I skipped work because I had to go to the dab temple.

You’re so wasted you ghost life because you melted THC wax into your lungs like it was a sin.

I ghosted my entire class because I was too busy sinning with dabs.

My boss said I was 'missing'. I said, 'I’m not missing. I’m dabbing in heaven.'

I skipped work because I was too busy being a dab sinner.