dabsent - You’re so high you ghost school or work because you lit up a

You’re so high you ghost school or work because you lit up a dab like it was a holy relic.

I took so many dabs, I ghosted my entire class like they were my exes.

My boss said I was 'missing' again. I said, 'I’m not missing. I’m meditating with the dab gods.'

I skipped work because I had to go meet my dab guru in the clouds.