daboojoo
A daboojoo is a chicken that ran away from a factory, got a face lift, and now thinks it’s a rich guy. It’s a total idiot who still kicks back on the beach like it owns the place.
Daboojoo: "I’m not rich, I’m just a chicken with a fancy job."
Daboojoo told his mate, "I’m not a legend, I’m just a chicken with a big ego."
Daboojoo’s DM: "I’m not eating, I’m just feeding my chicken soul."