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A daboojoo is a chicken that acts like it’s the boss of everything. It ran away from a chicken factory, got plastic surgery, and now works as a plumber. It’s a total cocky bastard who thinks it’s rich.
Daboojoo: "I’m not rich, I’m just broke in a fancy way."
Daboojoo told his mate, "You’re not a legend, you’re just a myth with bad hair."
Daboojoo’s DM: "I’m not lazy, I’m just strategically resting."