I told my crush I was in love with his brother and he said he was confused. I got a dabonkey so bad I threw my phone at the wall.

My mom told me I was too weird for my crush and I believed her. I got a dabonkey so real I cried in my math test.

I told my crush I was a girl and he said he didn't care. I got a dabonkey so strong I yelled at my cat.