Dabonkey

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A big stupid mood that hits you when you realize you're a dumbass for how you handled your love life.

My ex just texted me and said I was the worst. I got a dabonkey so strong I cried in the grocery store.

He broke up with me for a guy who dances better than me. I got a dabonkey so bad I threw my cereal in the trash.

I told my mom I was bisexual and she said I was just confused. I got a dabonkey so real I peed my pants.

When you feel like a dumbass for how you messed up your sex life and it hits you hard.

My crush asked me out and I said no because I thought he was ugly. I got a dabonkey so strong I bit my tongue.

I told my crush I liked him and he said he liked me back. I got a dabonkey so real I screamed in the shower.

My ex came back and I said no again. I got a dabonkey so bad I cried in my soup.

A stupid feeling that makes you want to die because you messed up your love life in the worst way.

I told my crush I was in love with his brother and he said he was confused. I got a dabonkey so bad I threw my phone at the wall.

My mom told me I was too weird for my crush and I believed her. I got a dabonkey so real I cried in my math test.

I told my crush I was a girl and he said he didn't care. I got a dabonkey so strong I yelled at my cat.

When you feel like a dumbass for how you messed up your love life and it hits you like a ton of bricks.

I told my crush I was a girl and he said he was confused. I got a dabonkey so real I cried in my math class.

I told my crush I liked him and he said he didn't like me. I got a dabonkey so strong I bit my hand.

My ex came back and I said no again. I got a dabonkey so bad I screamed in the hallway.

A stupid mood that hits you when you realize you're the worst at love and you know it.

I told my crush I was in love with his brother and he said he was confused. I got a dabonkey so real I cried in my math class.

I told my crush I was a girl and he said he didn't care. I got a dabonkey so strong I yelled at my dog.

My mom said I was too weird for my crush and I believed her. I got a dabonkey so bad I cried in my soup.