dabobblyeye - A dabobblyeye is the worst kind of weird. You can't look awa

A dabobblyeye is the worst kind of weird. You can't look away, but you also can't stop laughing. It's like your brain is on fire.

I saw a goat wearing a crown. I called it a dabobblyeye.

My friend tried to talk to a fish. I told him he was a dabobblyeye.

I watched a man dance with a chicken. I said he was a dabobblyeye.