dabobblyeye

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A dabobblyeye is something so dumb it makes your brain short-circuit. You laugh until you cry, then throw your phone at the wall.
My cousin texted me a cat wearing a hat. I called him a dabobblyeye.
My teacher showed us a video of a dancing chicken. I got a D for being too distracted by the dabobblyeye.
I saw a man try to juggle spoons. I told him he was a dabobblyeye.
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A dabobblyeye is when something is so ridiculous you want to slap the person who made it. And you might as well slap yourself for being stupid enough to watch it.
My mom sent me a video of a dog wearing sunglasses. I told her it was a dabobblyeye.
My friend tried to sing a song in the shower. I called him a dabobblyeye.
I saw a man eat a whole pizza in one bite. I called him a dabobblyeye.
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A dabobblyeye is the worst kind of weird. You can't look away, but you also can't stop laughing. It's like your brain is on fire.
I saw a goat wearing a crown. I called it a dabobblyeye.
My friend tried to talk to a fish. I told him he was a dabobblyeye.
I watched a man dance with a chicken. I said he was a dabobblyeye.
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A dabobblyeye is when something is so bad it's almost good. It's like your brain is confused and just wants to explode.
I saw a man try to ride a duck. I called him a dabobblyeye.
My friend tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. I called him a dabobblyeye.
I watched a video of a horse doing a backflip. I called it a dabobblyeye.
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A dabobblyeye is the kind of thing that makes you want to scream into a pillow. It's so stupid it's practically a crime.
I saw a man try to sing a song while wearing a hat made of socks. I called him a dabobblyeye.
My brother texted me a picture of a chicken wearing a crown. I called him a dabobblyeye.
I watched a video of a man trying to dance with a goat. I called him a dabobblyeye.
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