dabobblyeye
A dabobblyeye is the kind of thing that makes you want to scream into a pillow. It's so stupid it's practically a crime.
I saw a man try to sing a song while wearing a hat made of socks. I called him a dabobblyeye.
My brother texted me a picture of a chicken wearing a crown. I called him a dabobblyeye.
I watched a video of a man trying to dance with a goat. I called him a dabobblyeye.