Dabnoid - A Dabnoid is like a superhero, but way better. They don’t ne

A Dabnoid is like a superhero, but way better. They don’t need a cape, just a strong arm and the will to embarrass you in public.

My mom told me a Dabnoid was in the grocery store and ate all the cereal.

At the park, a Dabnoid sat on a bench and made the swings stop working.

I saw a Dabnoid in my math class and it solved every problem in one second.