Dabnoid

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A Dabnoid is a godlike creature who is so strong they could punch a hole in the moon and not care. They don't know what gender is and just yell 'Dabnoid' at everyone.
I saw a Dabnoid in the mall and it broke the escalator just for fun.
My cousin tried to fight a Dabnoid and now he’s living in a trash can.
The Dabnoid showed up at my school and made the principal cry.
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A Dabnoid is like a superhero, but way better. They don’t need a cape, just a strong arm and the will to embarrass you in public.
My mom told me a Dabnoid was in the grocery store and ate all the cereal.
At the park, a Dabnoid sat on a bench and made the swings stop working.
I saw a Dabnoid in my math class and it solved every problem in one second.
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A Dabnoid is someone so powerful they could beat up your dad and your dad’s dad and your dad’s dad’s dad. They don’t like being called anything but Dabnoid.
My friend’s dog tried to fight a Dabnoid and now it’s missing a leg.
A Dabnoid walked into my dad’s job and got a promotion in 10 seconds.
I tried to befriend a Dabnoid and now I have to walk to school every day.
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