Dabneys and Dollys
A hand so bad it's almost good, like when you have two nines and two fives and you're pretending you're the king of the table.
"I had Dabneys and Dollys and I still lost. I swear I saw the cards cheat.", A guy who was too proud to admit he was wrong.
"You got Dabneys and Dollys? I got a full house and I still lost.", A guy who was trying to be funny but wasn't.
"That's not even a good hand. That's just a disgrace.", A guy who had nothing and was trying to be the best.