Dabneys and Dollys

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When you have two nines and two fives in your hand and you're so cocky you think you're gonna win. It's like having a full house but with the worst possible people in the game.

"I got Dabneys and Dollys, and I'm not even trying.", A guy who lost his bet and still talked trash.

"You had two fives and two nines? I had a king and a queen and I still lost.", A guy who got called out for being weak.

"Dabneys and Dollys? That's the best you could do?", A guy who had a straight and was mad about it.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A hand so bad it's almost good, like when you have two nines and two fives and you're pretending you're the king of the table.

"I had Dabneys and Dollys and I still lost. I swear I saw the cards cheat.", A guy who was too proud to admit he was wrong.

"You got Dabneys and Dollys? I got a full house and I still lost.", A guy who was trying to be funny but wasn't.

"That's not even a good hand. That's just a disgrace.", A guy who had nothing and was trying to be the best.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A hand so average it's almost insulted, like when you have two nines and two fives and you're still trying to win.

"Dabneys and Dollys? That's all I got and I'm still trying to win.", A guy who had nothing but still talked big.

"You had Dabneys and Dollys and you lost? I had a three of a kind and I still lost.", A guy who was just being annoying.

"If I had Dabneys and Dollys, I'd be the best person in the world.", A guy who had a pair and thought he was a genius.

by Slangipedia 15d ago