dabmentia - When you’ve taken so many dabs your brain is like a fried ch

When you’ve taken so many dabs your brain is like a fried chicken, crispy on the outside, clueless on the inside.

I took 10 dabs and now I think my dog is my mom. I also think my mom is a cat.

I tried to text my ex, but I sent a photo of my breakfast to my mom’s ex.

I went to the store and came back with a pizza, a rubber chicken, and a live lobster.