dabmentia

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When you forget everything because you inhaled so much dab it turned your brain to mush.

I just took three dabs and now I don’t know who I am or why I’m wearing pajamas at 2 PM.

My roommate asked me where the TV remote was, and I said, 'It’s in the fridge, probably dead.'

I tried to cook eggs and ended up burning the house down. I didn’t even remember I had a stove.

When you’ve taken so many dabs your brain is like a fried chicken, crispy on the outside, clueless on the inside.

I took 10 dabs and now I think my dog is my mom. I also think my mom is a cat.

I tried to text my ex, but I sent a photo of my breakfast to my mom’s ex.

I went to the store and came back with a pizza, a rubber chicken, and a live lobster.

When you’re so high from dabs you can’t tell the difference between reality and your dreams, and you probably never will.

I thought my neighbor was a giant alien, so I tried to talk to him through a megaphone.

I tried to do my taxes and ended up writing a love letter to the IRS.

I believed my cat was the president and started giving it a salary.