DaBigF5
some human i found who looked like they were born in a trash can and raised by ghosts
I saw him in the comments talking about how he had 5 followers and it was ‘a lot.’
He showed up in my DMs saying he was going to take over the internet and I was just ‘a nobody.’
He posted a tweet at 2 a. m. about how he had a pet lizard and it was ‘the best friend ever.’