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some random person i stumbled on like a fat rat in a trash can

Found this guy in the comments section, looked like he just woke up from a coma.

This dude was in my DMs asking why I didn’t reply to his tweet about pizza.

I saw him in a group chat arguing with a cat about the meaning of life.

a human i saw who looked like they were born in a ditch and raised by pigeons

This guy had 200 followers and still posted selfies at 3 a. m.

He showed up in my story comments talking about his pet goldfish like it was the president.

He DM’d me saying he knew my secret and he was going to tell everyone.

some guy i saw who looked like he had a fight with a donut and lost

I found him in the comments arguing about whether pizza was a food or a religion.

He posted a tweet about how he was the best person ever and no one believed him.

He showed up in my group chat talking about his cat’s opinion on the weather.

a human who looked like they were dropped from a plane and landed in a toilet

This guy posted a selfie at 4 a. m. with a message that said, ‘I am the chosen one.’

He showed up in my DMs saying he knew my mom and she was ‘a disaster.’

He was in my group chat arguing with a dog about the best type of sandwich.

a person i saw who looked like they were hit by a truck and then walked into a fire

He posted a tweet at 3 a. m. saying he was the best person ever and no one believed him.

He DM’d me saying he was the king of the internet and I was just a ‘lowly peasant.’

He showed up in my group chat talking about how he had 100 followers and it was ‘just the beginning.’

some human i found who looked like they were born in a trash can and raised by ghosts

I saw him in the comments talking about how he had 5 followers and it was ‘a lot.’

He showed up in my DMs saying he was going to take over the internet and I was just ‘a nobody.’

He posted a tweet at 2 a. m. about how he had a pet lizard and it was ‘the best friend ever.’