dabg - a guy who’s basically an abg but with a dad’s confidence and

a guy who’s basically an abg but with a dad’s confidence and a guy’s laziness. he’s like the abg’s older brother who still can’t do laundry.

my dabg came to my house wearing pajamas and said 'i’m here to save you from your problems' and then fell asleep on my couch

i asked my dabg why he wore socks with sandals and he said 'it’s a lifestyle'

my dabg texted me a photo of himself in a bathrobe with a crown on his head and said 'i’m the king of my own world'