dabg

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a dad who looks like he just walked out of an asian baby girl’s womb but got stuck in a guy’s body. like an abb but with more drama and worse fashion choices.
my dabg showed up at the mall wearing a shirt that said 'i’m not a boy, i’m a disaster' and a hat that matched his hair
i told my dabg he looked like he just fell out of a k-pop group and landed in a gym
my dabg texted me 'i’m wearing my favorite shirt today' and it was a shirt that said 'i’m a guy but i still cry at sad songs'
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a guy who’s basically an abg but with a dad’s confidence and a guy’s laziness. he’s like the abg’s older brother who still can’t do laundry.
my dabg came to my house wearing pajamas and said 'i’m here to save you from your problems' and then fell asleep on my couch
i asked my dabg why he wore socks with sandals and he said 'it’s a lifestyle'
my dabg texted me a photo of himself in a bathrobe with a crown on his head and said 'i’m the king of my own world'
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a guy who’s like an abg but with more attitude and less patience. he’s the kind of guy who’ll tell you he’s the best at everything and then forget to do his homework.
my dabg said he was the best at video games and then lost to my dog
i told my dabg he looked like he just got kicked out of a k-pop group and he said 'i got kicked out of a k-pop group and i’m still cool'
my dabg texted me 'i’m going to be rich someday' and then spent all his money on a new hat
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