Daberry
He’s the kind of guy who acts like he doesn’t care, but if you need him, he’ll be there with a laugh, a sandwich, and a punch to your face if you mess with him.
You: 'Why did you come?' Him: 'Because you messed with me.'
He showed up to your fight with a bag of chips and a plan to beat you up.
He texted you: 'I'm coming. You messed with me.'