Daberry

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A guy who acts like a doormat until you push him, then he turns into a hot mess with a kickass attitude. He’s loyal, laughs at your dumb jokes, and will punch you if you mess with his people.
You: 'Why are you late?' Him: 'Because you made me punch a wall.'
He stayed up all night to help you with your essay. You: 'Why?' Him: 'Because I'm a goddamn hero.'
He showed up at the party with a bag of chips and a punch to your friend's face.
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A guy who looks like a model but acts like a joker. He'll listen to your problems, laugh at your dumb ideas, and kick your ass if you insult his mom.
You: 'Why are you here?' Him: 'Because your mom insulted my mom.'
He showed up at the gym with a sandwich and a plan to beat you up.
He told your crush you were a 'dumbass' and then asked her out.
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He’s the kind of guy who hides his coolness until you drag it out of him. He’ll be there for you, laugh at your jokes, and punch you if you make him cry.
You: 'Why are you crying?' Him: 'Because you said I was ugly.'
He showed up at the school with a bag of chips and a plan to beat you up.
He texted you: 'I'm coming. You made me cry.'
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He’s the guy who looks like a movie star, but he’s also the guy who will laugh at your dumb jokes, stay loyal, and punch you if you mess with his friends.
He showed up to your party with a sandwich and a punch to your friend's face.
You: 'Why did you come?' Him: 'Because your friend insulted my friend.'
He texted you: 'You better not mess with my friends or I'll punch you.'
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He’s the kind of guy who will sit in the background and let you talk, but if you mess with him or his people, he’ll come out and kick your ass like a total beast.
He showed up to your fight with a bag of chips and a plan to beat you up.
You: 'Why are you here?' Him: 'Because you messed with my people.'
He texted you: 'You better not mess with my people or I'll come and punch you.'
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He’s the kind of guy who acts like he doesn’t care, but if you need him, he’ll be there with a laugh, a sandwich, and a punch to your face if you mess with him.
You: 'Why did you come?' Him: 'Because you messed with me.'
He showed up to your fight with a bag of chips and a plan to beat you up.
He texted you: 'I'm coming. You messed with me.'
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