Daberry
A guy who looks like a model but acts like a joker. He'll listen to your problems, laugh at your dumb ideas, and kick your ass if you insult his mom.
You: 'Why are you here?' Him: 'Because your mom insulted my mom.'
He showed up at the gym with a sandwich and a plan to beat you up.
He told your crush you were a 'dumbass' and then asked her out.