My Daberist told me to dab my problems into the void. I dabbed so much my problems went to the void and never came back.

I asked my Daberist for help. They just said, 'Dab.' I dabbed so much I got a new problem: I was tired.

My Daberist didn’t want to hear my problems. They just said, 'Dab. No questions.' I dabbed until my face turned red.