daberist

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A Daberist is like a therapist, but instead of listening to your dumb problems, they make you dab so hard your problems get knocked out like a drunk kid at a party.
My Daberist told me to dab until my problems were gone. I dabbed so much I got a headache and a new life.
I told my Daberist my problems, and they just said, 'Dab it out.' I dabbed so hard I broke my dab stick.
My Daberist didn’t even ask me what was wrong. They just said, 'Dab it.' I dabbed until I forgot my name.
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A Daberist is someone who tells you to dab so much your problems vanish like a fart in a hurricane.
My Daberist said, 'Dab your problems away.' I dabbed so hard my problems had to go on vacation.
I went to my Daberist and cried. They just said, 'Dab it. Now.' I dabbed until I was dizzy.
My Daberist didn’t care about my life. They just said, 'Dab. Now. Or else.' I dabbed until I was a dab legend.
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A Daberist is like a teacher, but instead of teaching you math, they teach you how to dab your problems into the void.
My Daberist told me to dab my problems into the void. I dabbed so much my problems went to the void and never came back.
I asked my Daberist for help. They just said, 'Dab.' I dabbed so much I got a new problem: I was tired.
My Daberist didn’t want to hear my problems. They just said, 'Dab. No questions.' I dabbed until my face turned red.
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