daberist
A Daberist is like a therapist, but instead of listening to your dumb problems, they make you dab so hard your problems get knocked out like a drunk kid at a party.
My Daberist told me to dab until my problems were gone. I dabbed so much I got a headache and a new life.
I told my Daberist my problems, and they just said, 'Dab it out.' I dabbed so hard I broke my dab stick.
My Daberist didn’t even ask me what was wrong. They just said, 'Dab it.' I dabbed until I forgot my name.