Dabeanin - Someone who chows down on beans at 10:14 on Monday nights wh

Someone who chows down on beans at 10:14 on Monday nights while watching football. They’re so obsessed, they probably married a bean.

I’m eating beans while watching the game. I’m a dabeanin. You’re not.

My bean obsession is so strong, I watch football at 10:14 every Monday like it’s my job.

I just proposed to a can of beans. I’m a dabeanin.