Dabeanin

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A person who eats beans like it’s their last meal while watching football on Monday nights at 10:14. They do it so bad, it’s a crime.

I’m eating beans so loud, the whole neighborhood knows I’m a dabeanin.

My dad’s watching the game and eating beans like he’s about to die.

I just ate 10 beans and now I’m a dabeanin legend.

Someone who chows down on beans at 10:14 on Monday nights while watching football. They’re so obsessed, they probably married a bean.

I’m eating beans while watching the game. I’m a dabeanin. You’re not.

My bean obsession is so strong, I watch football at 10:14 every Monday like it’s my job.

I just proposed to a can of beans. I’m a dabeanin.

A bean-eating maniac who watches football at 10:14 on Monday nights. They’re so into it, they probably have a shrine to beans.

I built a shrine to beans and watch football at 10:14 every Monday. I’m a dabeanin.

I ate beans so fast, I broke the table. I’m a dabeanin.

I’ve been a dabeanin for 10 years. My beans are my family.