dabbyboo
A dad who's so good, he probably got into heaven just for being a dad. And he still cusses at the kids.
He drove me to soccer practice in the rain. Then he yelled at me for spilling soda on his shoes.
He gave me $100 for my birthday. Then he told me I had to clean my room.
He stayed up all night to help me with my science project. Then he told me I was a failure.