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A dad who's so good he might as well be a saint, except he probably cusses at the kids and eats the last piece of pizza.

My dad drove 2 hours just to bring me a toy. He also yelled at me for 10 minutes because I forgot to do my homework.

He bought me a new phone. Then he screamed at me for breaking the old one.

He stayed up all night to fix my bike. Then he ate my breakfast.

A dad who's like a superhero, but instead of a cape, he has a remote control and a bag of chips.

He flew me to a concert just because I asked. Then he told me to shut up during the song.

He bought me a PS5. Then he told me I had to do my math homework first.

He drove me to school in the middle of the night because he thought I was being haunted by a ghost.

A dad who's so good, he probably got into heaven just for being a dad. And he still cusses at the kids.

He drove me to soccer practice in the rain. Then he yelled at me for spilling soda on his shoes.

He gave me $100 for my birthday. Then he told me I had to clean my room.

He stayed up all night to help me with my science project. Then he told me I was a failure.